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It can also set the stage for a much higher quality first date. Think: you both catch the latest Linklater film versus get a drink. Above are a few examples of guys proving they recognized my Jack Handey quote on Tinder. I went on several dates with the first guy and I still talk to him. I just blew your mind, didn't I Nancy Jo Sales? And the second one is me successfully leveraging Flight of the Conchords lyric recognition: Both of these conversations were SO much more fun that whitesville matures chat weekend plans to each other.

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Although dating undoubtedly looks a little different this year, consider this time at home as practice in talking the talk before getting it on. Sure, you can't invite your crush to a party or out with your friends.

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And while you can never go wrong with a cute selfie or a pic of your roommate's dog, delivering the perfect funny text can be a slam dunk on your road to romance. From asking about Harry Style's reading list to poking fun at your bedroom decorations, here are 24 silly texts to send your quarantine crush. Chopping this dried fruit is the closest I've been to a date in months.

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